The Spanner here with all your soccer action,
Few could've imagined that soccer would catch on in America the way it has, that's down to one man, David Beckham.
I mean the commitment of the guy having to be restrained from his adoring fans? That kind of passion is infectious.
There may have been other things happen in the draft window but none more significant than Manchester becoming so rich they split into two seperate teams, both with massive squads and seperate histories - Soccer's crazy.
Chelsea vs Hull
Phil Brown has had the devil's work trying to drag people to Hull. Nobody wants to go to Hull, it's basically what christianity has built it's foundation on. Not even Chelsea want to go to Hull, that's why this match is in London. Their star player Dean Windass must be counting his lucky stars he escaped to Darlington.
Chet's prediction 3-0
Blackburn vs Man city
People have called Manchester City's players mercenaries and not even the good kind like John Rambo, the bad kind that don't even kill people for money. Lets be honest though we all only do things for the money, except maybe Mother Theresa and Ghandi and what did they drive? Ferraris? Lamborghinis? I think not, losers. Blackburn the most Non PC team in the premiership league return, anything they've done in the draft window is totally irrelevant, they can't beat Man City, they're rich.
Chet's veridict 1-£5m
Bolton vs Sunderland
This will be the best fight of the night I predict 12 rounds of great boxing action and perhaps even ten minutes of soccer. Awesome!
Chet's verdict 2-2
Portsmouth vs Fulham
Portsmouth are broke and Clint Dempsey plays for Fulham - You do the math.
Chet's verdict 1-3
stoke vs Burnley
What exactly is a Burnley? Whatever it is it'll stand no chance against Quarter-Back Delaps' powerful throw, nothing does.
Chet's verdict 2-1
Wolves vs Westham
West Ham must be crazy. I mean it's one thing to be good at soccer it's another to take on wolves. I mean a pack of wolves aren't really gonna play soccer are they? Surely they'll just attack the other team's players ... Like Birmingham City.
Chet's verdict 2-2
Everton vs Arsenal
Everton are clinging on to Joleon Lescott like those couples at high school where the guy's a geek and the girl's smokin' hot, they leave school and some good lookin' guy with lots of money comes into the picture ..... Oh Julia why did you leave me ?..... Anyway. They'll be looking to get the best of Coach Wengers pack of fragile, fragile europeans who perhaps should have "hold this way up" on their jerseys to avoid a repeat of last season.
Chet's verdict 2-1
Tottenham vs Liverpool
David Bentley has got to be the driving force in this one, I expect a big impact from this guy. Liverpool will be running scared whilst their captain Steve Gerrard is still a doubt, any injury that can stop this guy from playing for his country in a friendly must be near fatal, or worse.
Chet's verdict 1-1
Manchester United vs Birmingham City
Birmingham City Blues back at the top again, it's right where they belong every second season. If breaking legs won you the league they'd be worthy champions, unfortunately it doesn't and the United Manchester have such a big squad the Blues could break legs all day and still won't be able to defeat them, knowing Birmigham City like I do though they'll try their very best, good luck to 'em.
Chet's verdict 4-0
Aston Villa vs Wigan
Aston Villa have never beaten Wigan in the history of soccer and probably never will until Saturday when they will beat them convincingly. With Brad Guzan and Brad Friedel on the pitch the Wigans won't stand a chance.
Chet's verdict 3-0
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